Chicken Gone Wild! When Good Birds Rebel

(originally posted 01/21/2012)

We all know that someday our children will grow up and realize that they have the gift of FREE WILL, stretch their wings and take that first flight out into the world … a place where you can’t reach out and offer your protection … all you can do is silently wait …. for the inevitable thud that comes with first flight.. it appears that adolescent chickens have the same ideas.

But who could have EVER foreseen the rebellion of this little barred rock chicken as she led me on a great chase through the forest, down the creek and back to the house. While I cursed her severely and threatened to make a stew out of her, she just as vehemently returned my cackles and refused to allow me to gain an inch with her.

Where did I go wrong?? I’ve fed them, watered them, rotated them to greener, buggier pastures every single day! All of the other girls had followed me back to the coop in lock step, happy as clams for their extended excursion into the deep leaves beneath the oak trees in our back yard. They had obediently filed into their cage, preening their feathers and taking their places in their sand wallows and egg boxes. But after a quick head count I realized that one bird was MIA.. or should I say AWOL…

It didn’t take long to locate her by the raucous she was making kicking up dry leaves. You know, the kind of noise that says, “HEY! Something BIG and CARNIVOROUS! COME KILL ME!” She was perfectly placed on a steep slope that only she and an agile billy goat could maneuver, so why I thought I could get there in my backless clogs is still unknown. But try I did.. first calling, then clucking “CHICK CHICK CHICKEEEE!!” none of which seemed to work. The closer I got to her, the farther into the scrub brush she eased, still kicking up leaves and eating unidentifiable stuff as fast as possible before I could finally reach her, then she’d take off again.

Sometimes when you live in the country, you can’t see your neighbors, which gives you a false sense of security– just because you can’t see somebody doesn’t mean that sound doesn’t carry- I’m sure my neighbors Bill and Helen will be smiling the next time I take some eggs over since I lost my temper with my lovely little chicken, and gave her a few new names today. Sadly, yelling these new names at her did not motivate her to give up her excursion and come back with me to the pen.

After realizing that I was getting nowhere, I gave up and left her in the woods and made my way back to the house. Lunch was already on the table and I was the only one not enjoying the meal. After dinner (and a few minutes to calm down a bit) I took some table scraps outside and proceeded to entice the chick to come home. It’s amazing what can be accomplished with a little love, patience and macaroni..

Girl By the Pond

Girl By the Pond

This digital art image was created from an actual picture I took of my daughter Rachel sitting by our lower pond one fall evening. It captures the serenity of the day and reminds me of so many moments where I found her lost in thought on the bank of one of the ponds or the creek. She loves nature and finds ways to spend time outdoors whenever possible. I decided to share the image after receiving so much positive feedback from friends and family. You can purchase it from Fine Art America in a variety of formats.

 

Old Friends

Old Friends

 

Friendship is so weird, you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like “yup I like this one” and you just do stuff with them.  ~Bill Murray

 

I woke up this morning thinking about old friends. No, not friends from long ago… OLD friends. Friends I have now that might be classified by others as old.  Granted, old is a relative term.  When I was 20, I thought 40 was pretty darn old… Read more

Starting Over, but not as I had planned

Starting Over, but not as I had planned

So this is how it will begin… not as I had planned, but how the powers that be decided it would be…

I began my Country Consultant blog over 10 years ago (or maybe longer… time slips by so quickly these days) with the intention of sharing all of the amazing and wonderful things I was learning on my new farm.   When I first put fingers to keyboard I thought, this entry needs to be insightful, well-thought out, and useful.    It turned out to be an article about cow farts.  OK.  I don’t even own a cow… so don’t ask me how I ended up in THAT frame of mind on my premier blogging day.

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I’ll Have A Salad.. Hold The Poison

There’s something very special about being able to step outside your kitchen door and cut a fresh handful of organically grown greens! When you take into consideration that lettuce, kale, spinach and collard greens manage to hit the EWG (Environmental Working Group) Shoppers Guide To Pesticides’ “Dirty Dozen” list every year– meaning that greens are among some of the most pesticide-laden fresh foods found in the supermarket — this gives us just one more reason to grow our own food, and do it as organically as we possibly can.

 

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While most preparations are centered around being at home, there is always the possibility that you could have to evacuate, and in a hurry. Many events can trigger a mandatory evacuation warning including a severe weather event, chemical spill, uncontrolled fire, floods, mud slides, explosion, gas leak, terror event.. and so many other things. You may have a little time to prepare, but in the event that you don’t, it’s best to have a good plan so you can get moving quickly.

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Raising animals, especially smaller stock like chickens and rabbits, can be challenging. There are many predator animals as well as domestic animals that will take advantage of any weakness in your defenses to kill and eat (or in some cases as with domesticated dogs, just kill) your animals.

There are some steps you can go through to help prevent losses and live a more harmonious life in the country.

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When the icy weather hits, many people think they need to put out salt-based products to prevent slipping on the ice. However, this is not the best choice. When the salts get washed off of the surfaces and into the soil, they wreak havoc on the soil, plants and water sources they drain into. This is a bad practice for the environment in general.

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